Blocky Truth Bombs

“Youth, blocky, bombs, Challenges, Communication, education, emotions, Expectations, Future, generation z, growing up, mental health, peer pressure, reality check, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self esteem, social media, societal issues, Technology, teens, tough conversations, Truth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing wild parties. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet slime named Bob who tells the best jokes in town.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crops Grown:	5305
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Void Armor Forged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6168	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	3

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Votes:	3833	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4524	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8639
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	7726	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	175	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!