Blocky Stream Dream Team | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8406

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Players Killed by Monsters:	4004
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	9415	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Animals Bred:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	543

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3