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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3932 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 130 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2251 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
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