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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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