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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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