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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Crops Grown: 9605
Farms Harvested: 568 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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