Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9661	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Towns Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	4652	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Animals Bred:	129
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	1986

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Armor Forged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	8396
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4928
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.