Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	172	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	3037
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1571	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Potions Brewed:	54	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.