Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ores Mined:	9646
Void Gems Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	5512

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	989696	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	5826	Star Shards Collected:	76
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.