Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4570	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6384	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1917	Mines Excavated:	2030

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7013
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	145
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!