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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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