Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6686	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1061
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Crops Grown:	5009
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Crops Grown:	4088	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2041	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	4578	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	750978	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	77
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	8972
Zombie Dances:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	2367

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.