Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	107
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	69
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8670	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5871	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!