Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Towns Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crops Grown:	3779
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1130

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	4287

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	781869	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!