Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	926	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7825	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Farms Harvested:	818
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3358	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9424	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.