Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5039
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	5576

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!