yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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