Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

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MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Potions Brewed:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire

Java edition only.

play.mc64.wtf

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8408
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

play.honeycraft.nl

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Emeralds Found:	3446
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

MagicWorld

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

MC66.CC

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

mc.skytten.cloud

BD Crafters

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

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bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

terminal-mc.serv.nu

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

play.oscuremc.net

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	99

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

startrekmc.net

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

play.mc-ke.net

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	356360
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

play.mcgta.org

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crops Grown:	3850
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

play.budcraftmc.com

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

playzamoramc.duckdns.org

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

play.nuclearanarchy.com

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Votes:	3227	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

51.195.190.11