Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	9993
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2778	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchantments Applied:	237	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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NitroMon -Now with fusions-

Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!

Now with Fusions and Fakemon!

Requires Mods:

Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass

(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.nitro-mon.com

Zeacraft – Public Community Server

Cracked, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to Zeacraft!

This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Store: https://store.zeacraft.net

40% OFF just for you!

Code: PlanetMinecraft

survival, towny, mmo, open-world

play.zeacraft.net

NobleCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchantments Applied:	176	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to Noble Craft! We are a 50 slot Survival server with a lot of extras to do on here! We have a lot of stuff for you to do! We have plenty of towns built by our own players and staff! We love doing community events which include drop parties and competitions! To protect your land, you can use our Grief Prevention system which has the option to make towns with! Our staff enjoy your presense on the server and love to help you out! We also have the jobs plugin! You can join up to three jobs and earn money from doing things like mining, building and chopping down trees! You also get paid every hour that you are playing for! For each vote, you get $50, 6 Exp and a diamond! You can get up to 10 diamonds if you vote on all sites! We love to seek out skills with our players, so we hold special building competitions for those who love to build! You start out with $100 and a golden shovel; you can easily get more money and diamonds the moment you enter the server by voting for us! Our community love helping out new people, especially if you need a place to live! We are always adding new features to our servers to make your time much more enjoyable! Still not impressed? Check out our trailer at: http://bit.ly/QwaSDh Like what you have saw? Come join us! You certainly won’t regret it! IP: mc.noble-craft.net

mc.noble-craft.net

OneBlockMC

Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

is a server with one block sky block witch is fun and you can play with others which I find even more funwdsawdsawd egfwhefgehfefgehfgejhfgejhfgejhfghfjhfjhfjhfjhegafhgjhajhghagfhgakhfjhefh

play.oneblockmc.com

Simple Factions MC [Cross-Platform] [Mcmmo] [Factions 1.18-1.20.X] [BETA]

118server, 118survival, Addicting, Addictive, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrockserver, Claims, Cool, Crates, crossplay, Faction Pvp, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, Mining, Modified, new, Nolag, Quiet, Raids, Relax, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Simple Factions MC is a server with endless possibilities. There are seasons, chest shops, bounty hunter, and griefing to increase the aspect of survival. There are also many new custom enchants for all assortment of weapons, gear, and tools. 150-200 to be exact. There are multiple leaderboards to boast your superiority across the server. I mean.. have you actually seen herobrine? You can here..

– Cyro

Simple Factions is a small but unique server. Featuring all kinds of unique ways to expand your minecraft survival experience. Simple Factions is a player based economy. Prices change as the population grows, there are also things such as live auctions, player bounties, chest shops, virtual shops, etc. We use factions to help players become a community. Claim land and take on the adventures against or with other faction members, raid each other for the best items you can achieve.

Features:

– World Changing Seasons– Season Effects– Aging Cave system– 1.18 worlds– Linked Nether per world– 1 END world– Bottled XP– Player Tags– Player Particles– Wilderness– RTP– Player Created Warps– Crates– Chest Shops– Factions– Auctions– Custom Fishing and Fishing contests– Faction and land shields– Massive leaderboard selections– World Border– Custom Enchants– Obsidian Destroyer– Herobrine– Custom Mobs– Custom Weather– Death Chests– Jobs– More Ores– ANTI Cheat– 24/7 Uptime– Crossplay with Bedrock

simplefactionsmc.net

Thunder Towny

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Come join Thunder’s Towny today! This server is aiming to be a chill community to relax and have fun with your friends. Build a town, form allies with nations, trade in game items. Use any building style you’d like, we can showcase them in our discord!

We are going to be adding:

-Player Shops -Auction House -Server events -Server crates -Server perks -Website -Server map

Come help us grow the community!

Join our Discord: discord.gg/gtCT7jEc

thundertowny.ddns.net

All in the Mined

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

The server is wiping on February 28th. A new map will be generated and playable on that date.

All in the Mined (AITM), is a SMP server focused on PvP, towns and economy. You can join a town and help people by building, mining, farming, killing, etc. Or you can create your own town and invite people which will help you to keep your town alive. When you reach a high amount of residents, you can create more towns and group them with a nation. There’s also a peaceful area called spawn. There are no mobs spawning and pvp is disabled. In spawn, you can : trade “safely” (scams are not monitored), buy and sell items. You will also find an arena which will hold mob and pvp events. This is a brief summary of some features. On top of all this, we have the staff team. Mature, dedicated and over 2 years of experience in the Minecraft field, they know how to help and how to solve a lot of problems in Minecraft effectively.

For more information, please visit our website at http://www.aitmsrv.com

mc.aitmcraft.com

EPICRAFT

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the original Minecraft community – Online since 2011 and thriving with active staff, a solid player base and contemporary survival. Towny, Mcmmo, Progressive Ranks and much more. Join now at ip play.epicraft.com.au

play.epicraft.com.au

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

mc.nekobox.es

Spleef Legeends

247server, Minigame, Minigames, Minigameserver, Server, Servers, Spleef, Spleefminigames, Spleefserver, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	48614	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	2436	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

legeends.mcserver.us

Endless Horizons Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

play.SurviveWithUs.org

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

119server, 119smp, 119survival, Civilization, Community, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Communitysurvival, discordserver, Fanserver, Farms, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, HARD, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftfanserver, Hermitcraftlike, Hermitcraftstyle, Javaedition, Playershops, Plugins, Roleplay, Smallcommunity, smp, Smpdatapacks, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	6027	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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UnderRealming.minecraft.best

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Funcraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	512
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

funcraft.servegame.org