Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ores Mined:	2138
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	792	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	9
Crops Grown:	1321	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

custom enchants, custom

Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	218
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4278	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

play.valley-craft.online

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

us.latty.info

Minestars

Prison

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Enchantments Applied:	58
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Minestars is a new upcoming server that still needs some work to do but is already online because the server is looking for staff. Come, join and help us develop the server faster and even better!

37.230.138.167:25593

SimpleCraft

Antigrief, best, Bestmcserver, Bestminecraftserver, Creative, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, Dungeon, Economy, Farming, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, MCMMO, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Togglepvp, Treefeller, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Star Shards Collected:	147	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

SimpleCraft

SimpleCraft is a groundbreaking Minecraft server that offers a truly distinctive gaming experience. It with several features to make gameplay more enjoyable, SimpleCraft is your one stop shop for everything semi-vanilla and creative!

What we offer:

Coming Soon! Diamond Economy Server! Releasing on December 25, 2023 a whole new play style is coming to SimpleCraft!

play.simplecraft.ca

MooseValley

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

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MooseValley is a gaming community of thousands of PvPers, builders, and general gamers. We strive to provide the greatest gaming experience possible, running on top of the line server hardware. With over 1000 slots on 4 different servers we are able to handle any amount of players without lag. Our dedicated staff has over 2 years of experience under their belt, are online to answer your questions any time of the day. With the use of our custom mod ticketing system you’re able to ask questions and get responses in a short amount of time.

MooseValley Provides CUSTOM plugins to enhance PVP and provide a more balanced and quality game play.

– Pick from dozens of customized magical spells! Launch your enemies through the air, bring down lava rain around you, or see through stone to find riches!

MooseValley utilizes a the MCMMO plugin to give players the ability to skill up their defenses, swords attack, fists, and bow.

Play on our custom fully dedicated Battlegrounds server, with game modes such as Survival Games, plus coming soon, Battle Arenas, Spleef, Capture the Flag, and more!

Or, relax for a while on our non-PVP survival server and build a house with some friends!

So come join us, and have a great time!

play.moosevalley.net

Cronos Network

PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

NEW!! Recently added: Skywars + Survival vanilla. Próximamente: Skyblock, Bedwars, ArenaPVP, Survival Custom. Competitive and personalized Skywars! What are you waiting for? Have fun! ⌛ C r o n o s N e t w o r k ⌛ Version: +1.8 ► 1.18

play.cronosmc.net

⚔️THE DOMINION ⚔️ | Custom Items ✔️ | Dungeons ✔️ | Bosses ✔️ | ALPHA RPG 🏰 |

Customitems, Dungeons, Guiltius, Paladindingo, RPG, smp, Survival, Uzal

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to The Dominion

Discord: https://discord.gg/YeKdZZv

Live Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

IP: play.thedominion.us

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

play.thedominion.us