Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

HarmSMP

PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	8433
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

HarmSMP.mcserver.ws

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	9040	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

cherrymc.xyz

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

SphereCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

108.60.193.142:25885

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	7661
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

144.217.178.36:25581

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

catscraft.net

The Metaverse

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	2236	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	184	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

s12.hosthorde.com:25573

Clover Kingdom

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

play.cloverkingdom.org:2072

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	6029
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

play.minearchy.com

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

oyna.uzakdiyar.net

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	98
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5170
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

ravand.org

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Blobmc.mc-dns.net

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

chaosmc.ramshard.net