Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 19
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

    Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6116 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 146 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Buildings Constructed: 42

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Animals Bred: 66

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Animals Bred: 200
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7483 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/turkpixel-network/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/chuck-lorre/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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