Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3585
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NorgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LOLcraft Tower of Puns

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	761796
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nice Guys Finish Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!

Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!

Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!

Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!

Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!

Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.

And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Farms Harvested:	786	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Booty Call

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Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

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Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1130	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Happily Ever After Mine

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3849
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.