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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2920 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.