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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4585 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.