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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 732 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.