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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4811 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.