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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6816 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4139 | New Chunks Explored: | 195232 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.