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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1201 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.