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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 904 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4104 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2312 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 168 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.