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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7326 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Votes: | 4635 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
Star Shards Collected: | 111 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 2888 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.