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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3406 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 259 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 474571 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.