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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2185 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.