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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5584 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.