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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1746 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 161 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6707 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.