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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8254 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.