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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.