Blocky Justice System | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	4491	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3