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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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