| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2509 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6480 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5212 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6493 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3488 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 167 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3937 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
