| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5508 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3953 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 134 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 615 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6893 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3160 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3354 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
