| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3791 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4023 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9250 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 307377 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 130 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
