| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Ores Mined: | 1436 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3254 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2547 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 199 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 350911 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 2581 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9640 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4597 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 | Farms Harvested: | 172 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
