Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5267
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WeddingWoopsieMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AIphobiaCraft

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Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4476	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	246
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	125
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Farms Harvested:	180
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3656

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”