Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lifesteal survival

    Lifesteal survival

    Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.

    We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know 😀

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Metro Factions

    Metro Factions

    Welcome to Metro! Listed here is the Factions server out of our network.

    I’ve aimed to fulfill the community aesthetically by providing a server that looks and feels like home. We’re jam-packed with custom enchantments, earnable custom kits and crates, insane custom items, an economy built by an economics student, wager 1v1s, and more. I release new updates & Drop Parties every Friday. We’re built entirely off of the community’s requests.

    For the people, by the people! Hope to see you soon!

    Join our Discord by using /discord in-game! 🙂

    Our website: http://survivemetro.net Owner: Twitters | Brams#0925

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SDpark – Minecraft Server

    SDpark – Minecraft Server

    Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!

    The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!

    The SDpark Team wishes you a lot of fun on the server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ecoredux

    Ecoredux

    EcoRedux

    Information:

    EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!

    The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)

    discord.ecoredux.net

    > Join EcoRedux! It is a Minecraft BEDROCK AND JAVA Edition Earth Server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MOGL

    MOGL

    About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

    Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

    AND MUCH MORE…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Eternitysmp

    Eternitysmp

    Welcome to EternitySMP!

    We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

    – Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UnEasyAlliance

    UnEasyAlliance

    It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

    Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Items Found: 6648

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • dotMINE

    dotMINE

    Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Timemc

    Timemc

    ➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SnifWorld

    SnifWorld

    A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PhantasiaCraft

    PhantasiaCraft

    We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minenox

    Minenox

    Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

    See you at minenox.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Andor

    Andor

    How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Stellar

    Stellar

    A fun survival server with plugins to add tons of new features and items. We have jobs and player stores. We do events on the server and we have a PvP arenas. We have a open and great community with a discord server, where you can chat with all of our members.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Free Build

    Free Build

    NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, “The SMP Server”. The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!

    Join up to 3 jobs and earn points and money. Use job points to buy custom items in shop. Complete quests to earn ranks that unlocks more rewarding features, like more land claiming, more set homes, etc. Gear up to defeat bosses, mine ores, and defeat other players for rewards in the Warzone. Join now and see where you belong in this freeing world.In order to apply for staff, you must be have 6 hours of online time on the server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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