Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ores Mined: 1531
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5362
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ores Mined: 2342 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8918 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Crops Grown: 7562 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5495 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 1064
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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