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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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