Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Chimeras Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Crops Grown: 2874 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Emeralds Found: 9429
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8526
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Emeralds Found: 9564
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5113 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Emeralds Found: 5689 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Villages Defended: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8569
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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