Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 131 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • OG Network

    OG Network

    The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreativeFun

    CreativeFun

    Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 159
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSuperior

    MineSuperior

    Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Farms Harvested: 298
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Emeralds Found: 352

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecadia

    Minecadia

    Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7222 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mines Excavated: 4662
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 86

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Potions Brewed: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3187 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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