Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Farms Harvested: 662

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 New Chunks Explored: 365238
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7410 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 54330
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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